jscharbach:

Rode through the dunes today between The Hague and Haarlem. Really nice day out. Stopped on the way for a bacon and apple pancake that was bigger than a flattened beach ball. I was the only one in the restaurant and they were playing some pop song I never heard before but I swear to god I heard the lyrics “Her ass is a spaceship and I wanna ride.” I about spit my pancake across the room.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXC3h95PtDY ;)

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The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

I PEED

^ I can’t speak right now.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHISHGISOIDHGN

I’M CRYING.

OH MY GOD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT BREATHEEEEE

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! OH LORD, LOLOLOL!

OMG my whole family started laughing HAHA

ooomgggggggomgomgomgmg

and the end omfg i’m fckin dead

My roommate is a music major and she’s laughing at this XD

LOOOOOLLLLLL

o h m y g o d SCREAMING lkajhdfgkjadf

This could be the best ringtone ever.

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