Rode through the dunes today between The Hague and Haarlem. Really nice day out. Stopped on the way for a bacon and apple pancake that was bigger than a flattened beach ball. I was the only one in the restaurant and they were playing some pop song I never heard before but I swear to god I heard the lyrics “Her ass is a spaceship and I wanna ride.” I about spit my pancake across the room.
The Titanic theme played on the recorder.
^ I can’t speak right now.
OH MY GOD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT BREATHEEEEE
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! OH LORD, LOLOLOL!
OMG my whole family started laughing HAHA
and the end omfg i’m fckin dead
My roommate is a music major and she’s laughing at this XD
o h m y g o d SCREAMING lkajhdfgkjadf
This could be the best ringtone ever.